You Might Be A Mom.....

Last night I started two different posts...one is something I want to tell you about myself and the other is an opinion.  I started writing my opinion first, but then knew I had to go back and explain some things first.  I couldn't get through it, and it may take two, three or four times to finish that particular blog....it is VERY painful for me and brings up memories I don't like....but it was an important time in my life and I want to share it with all of you.  In the meantime....here is something I thought about today.

As I was making my potato, ham, cheese soup for supper tonight something started rolling around in my brain that I needed to get out....I will probably do a part two to this post and more...and I would LOVE to have some comments that add to the list.  I hope the Moms out there can relate and laugh....

Being a Mom, Step Mom, Grandmother, etc. is not always easy.....yes, I can see many of you out there shaking your heads yes....but one of my favorite sayings in life is..."If I didn't laugh, I would cry...and I don't want to cry!"  So here a just a few things I thought of today, and yes, most of them have happened right here in my house....here we go:


1.  If you've ever served pancakes for supper amid shouts of "Yay, horray, and this is AWESOME."...You might be a Mom!

2.  If you've ever yelled at a kid.."Stop biting the DOG!"... You might be a Mom!

3.  If you've ever woken up in your kids' top bunk, or even a toddler bed because there were too many bodies in YOUR bed....You might be a Mom!

4.  If you've ever chased a naked child around the front yard in your nightgown...You might be a Mom!

5.  If you've ever woken up at 2:30 in the morning to every light in the house on and found your three year old sitting on the kitchen counter covered in Chocolate Frosting......You might be a Mom!

And finally......

6.  If you've ever sat down on the couch, after everyone else is in bed, with a bottle of wine, pulled the cork and drank straight from the bottle because there are no clean glasses and you just don't give a SHIT....YOU MIGHT BE A MOM!


As I said above, I hope to add to this list and I would love to hear from other Mom's in the comment section.....some of my posts will be serious, some I hope will be funny....help me out ladies....tell me what it's like to be a MOM!

Have a great day!